Squishpuff

"If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave." - Mo Willems

at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
scatmancrothers:

seppin:

is this one guy with two cardboard cutouts of himself i am like staring at this picture i cannot tell if they are different people

They’re the Property Brothers!!! Looks like someone doesn’t watch HGTV for 5 hours a day like the rest of us

scatmancrothers:

seppin:

is this one guy with two cardboard cutouts of himself i am like staring at this picture i cannot tell if they are different people

They’re the Property Brothers!!! Looks like someone doesn’t watch HGTV for 5 hours a day like the rest of us

(Source: brooksvvheelan, via greatwhiteprivilege)

coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via getyourskirtonalfred)

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

(via fangirlingasusual)